Hey boys and girls -
Seems this Dana girl is taking on the role of agent for me.
Agent?!
Ha - does that mean I get PAID?
Oh, she's more of a travel agent, I guess...
Anyhoo, she is sending me on an all expense paid trip to...
*drumroll*
Hawthorne, California!
Wanda, my designer, packed my bags and sent me off via Overnight to meet up with some hungry detective out there. With any luck I'll be chowing down on some massive burgers with lots of shrapnel. *wink*
Hopefully, there will be pics. I'll try not to get too tan.
I won't be able to stay too long. But, I'm looking forward to it.
Here's what Wanda had to say today...
When she walked me up to the airline gate.
Alright, Flat AB. I'm allowing you to go out on your first ever unsupervised vacation. I've arranged for you to stay with some of my friends along the way. Best behavior, please, and mind your manners.
Your first stop will be with my friend, Sgt. Cognac. If you are good, he might let you hit the siren and lights in his patrol car. No, you may NOT play with his weapons (and watch it if he says it's okay for you to play with the pepper spray ammo.)
Smile nicely for Jean Claude. He's a fabulous photographer, so I'm sure he'll get your good side (really, though, you only have one good side.)
Be good, Flat AB, and have fun. I'll miss you and look forward to you coming home and telling me all about your travels.
--Wanda
So, that's it, kids.
I'm off work on my tan.
--Flat AB
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